Nick!Templar and Superfang were at the nuclear power plant, where all the bad guys lived. Mnesis had been captured, by the new supervillain Salamander (because he can jump really high). He was tied to an evil radioactive totem pole.

"Haw haw haw though shalt all die!" Salamander said evil.

Nick rolled his eyes and slapped him with a guitar (its the shape the weapon takes if you go both Superfang and Mnesis routes), killing him (but Superfang didn't know he was dead).

"You alright?" Vince said, removing Mnesis constraints and pecking him in the cheek.

"Yeah, thanks guys" Frank said, dusting off some evil radiation from his cape.

"Why the hell did he do that?" Nick asked increduously.

"Beats me" Frank shrugged, "Sometimes people anatagonize others for no reason at all."

"At least he didn't hurt you" Vince said, "Though you might want to go to the med bay or something."

"I doing the normal person most resilient to radiation so that's fine" Frank said, "Though you two should head back."

"Okay, see ya at your place?" Nick asked?

"Dirty just as you guys like it" Frank winked at him.

But then there was an earthquake, and Salamander began to chance! He changed into an heron with priest robes (basically Caldwell from The Smoke Room). It was......................................................................CALDWELL

"WTF?" Nick said, raising his eyebrow.

"Though shall all feel the love of god, rammed through your insolent arses!" Caldwell said meanly.

"Ew no thanks" Vince said, punching him.

He flew into space and an armada of space angel zombies came to earth!

What will happen next!?